You ain’t getting anywhere near it — When men talk to my boobs Instead of talking to me, I spare them the benefit of the doubt way, And not slay them right away. I remind myself of evolution How all beings are attracted to milk However, I’m not their mother A fact they often fail to tick. …

And I’m not proud of it — It’s painful infact. Painful because I know this sudden insatiable hunger for food is not cos I’m that hungry. It’s because the ‘Breakup’ which was initiated by me two weeks ago has finally hit me. And it has hit hard guys. …

Enjoy it as you like — Listen… I’ll wait for you Till the end of time You’re my ninth stitch I can’t lose this time I’ll throw caution to the wind Cos that’s the need of the hour If sky really is my limit I want to test it somehow By addressing the elephant in our…

#2 Was I kinky enough to be his wife? — ‘’A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.’’ Mignon McLaughlin Marriage is one thing that I look forward to but terrified at the same time. Sorry, but marriages scare the hell out of me. …

I still can’t believe it — I don’t know what to say on your sudden death, can I interest you in a love letter? Only true Chandler Bing fans will understand the true meaning of my opening dialogue. Matthew Perry better known as Chandler Bing died today in his own home in L.A. by drowning. But…

A journey you’ll cherish forever — First of all leave your house. Walk, take a bike, train, or a bus. And if none are available then just take the initiative. Then start your journey.🚶 Make sure you have the INTENTION to refill the petrol if the tank is empty before you reach my heart. Now go…

The word is sweet this time Isn't this sweet? That we feel complete When we step our feet Out in the street. How we love to meet Despite the scorching heat Busy talking while we eat But nothing as concrete. Then you offer me a seat Placing a clean small sheet Handing me a quick treat That is not made of meat. We both listen to some beats Some we groove on repeat Because we can't defeat Taylor's music so elite.

There’s nothing private about this affair — Hello Darling, I know how much you love letters that are especially typed on this special draft section provided on medium. You’re perhaps an old school lover who loves receiving letters. The more the read time, the better. But my hun, you have to understand writing letters everyday is not…

I really do — I wish I didn’t love you Cos loving you was difficult In the first place Though I was never a part of that Groom-finding rat race I always believed I’d meet a man At my own sweet pace. We’d talk about life and love And form an emotional bond Lust…