Satire
I Am Quite Sure I Dated a Turtle
There can’t be that many coincidences, right?
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2 min readMay 2, 2024
My ex-boyfriend’s eyes reminded me of a turtle. Same emotion-less black beads staring at me, hoping they might get something out of me.
A real turtle expected food, my ex-boyfriend expected sex. One was food for the stomach, the other for the body.