Humor

If Writers Could Talk to Their Publications

What would that be like?

Two of the many horses in queue waiting to get a pub’s attention because they’ve got nothing better to do. Photo by Dominik Vanyi on Unsplash

Writer- Hi Pub. Can I call you Pub or do you prefer Ms. Pub, Lady Pub, Your Highness…

Pub- Hold your horses.

Writer- Sorry.

Pub- You’re such a puppy. Of course, you can call me pub.