Tired of Refreshing My Stats Page
Don’t you ever say, ‘’Hey look, a new article was published by Bhavna Narula.?’’ I wonder what that might be? Would it be one of her smart poems, personified animal conversations enveloping a thoughtful message, or she has just been humorous and sarcastic as she always is.
But no. You just don’t think that forget saying it. First I wait for the publishing house to accept my articles. If that is not torturing enough I have to wait for your likes, comments, and highlights.
I mean come on people…really???!!!!
It is my article people. Your one and only Bhavna. The one whom you love for her satirical humor, jokes, and creativity. I mean how could you forget this masterpiece. The culmination of several publishing houses into one.
Shawn Laib never forgot to acknowledge my creativity here, then how could all of you not remember such an easy task? God bless you Shawn by the way.
I am the only one who goes out of the way to thank her followers. Oh dear lord, you people need reminders for everything. So here it is.
And how could you forget I went out of the way to come up with creative poems which are not only smartly composed but also tickle your funny bone.
Okay, alright. Lets us all calm down here. Take a deep breath nice and slow and forget what I just said. Let us start fresh, alright. I am going to share my latest pieces and give you yet another chance. Now be a good guy or a girl, move your ass, get to the laptop, desktop, or whatever takes you closer to me.
Just login to your Medium account, click on my account, scroll down for the latest stories. Click them each one by one, highlight, clap, and comment separately.
The highlights should make sense, not just blindly following others. Claps should not be less than 50 and your comments should be full of praising and appreciative adjectives for me or that highlights my writing talent.
And if you have done all three of them and yet not followed me then I pray you will see the worst movie ever made in your dreams. God forbid, that should not happen to anyone.
It has been quite a few minutes since I started typing this. Now when this gets published you better read it fast and get going with my instructions. Do not take a chance cos you don't know me yet.
If I become revengeful, I will start stealing your ideas, thoughts, and way of presenting as well.
Trust me, you do not want that to happen. EVER.
Good luck following, clapping, highlighting, and commenting for me. God will definitely add good karmas to your account if you do the needful. Be rest assured.
P.S. This story is not aimed at Dr. Preeti Singh because she is a thorough sweetheart. She ensures to clap, highlight, and comment on all of my articles. How can I say anything to her except a big thank you. Now be good sweethearts and follow her footsteps.
Bhavna Narula, 2021.