Hie, J.J. Pryor,

Feed me. I mean, add me.

As a writer.

P.S. If you found my opening line too lame, then I am a newbie to the world of humor and you will do a favor by giving me a chance.

P.S. 2 If you liked the opening line, then I am a pro at humor-writing and thus an asset to your pub.

I leave it to you, whichever way you want to see it. :)