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Females Will Always Be Females
No matter what species they belong to
Female 1: ‘’ Hey, do you think I have put on weight?’’
Female 2: ‘’Umm, just flip around and let me see.’’
(Female 1 takes a huge flip splashing water all around.)
Female 2: ‘’Hey watch out babe, you got me all drenched.’’
Female 1: ‘’Yeah whatever, but tell me please, have I put on weight?”
Female 2: ‘’No ya, I don't think so. What was your weight when you checked yesterday?’’
Female 1: ‘’Same as before.” (Feeling blushed)
Female 2: “Yeah, but still. What was it?”
Female 1: “ Umm 1,90,000 kg I guess.”
Female 2: “See, you have in fact lost weight. Last to last time you weighed a couple of kilos more. I think you need to stop obsessing over your looks now.”
Female 1: “Yeah, you’re right. By the way, aren’t you forgetting something? You have to attend your anniversary dinner tonight. Reach the shore quickly.”
Female 2: “Oh shits, I completely forgot. Thanks for the reminder babe. Take care and see ya soon. Buh bye sweetie.”
(Female 1, the Blue Whale disappears back into the water while Female 2, a professional diver takes her…
