10 Sarcastic Quotes by Bhavna Narula

Sarcasm is the only dish I can cook

Hi everyone. Here’s a collection of 10 sarcastic quotes packed with humor. I hope you enjoy it!

‘’I heard you’re a bookworm. Can I try the new worm spray?’’

‘’Hey, Happy Birthday. It’s been 17 years since the condom company failed.’’

‘’I had suggested your name for a blood donor. They reminded ‘’Blood donor, not a sucker.’’

‘’Sometimes, I feel intense love towards you. So much that I may just smother you with it.’’

‘’God is creating a new planet for all the narcissists.

He cannot see us getting tortured by two viruses at the same time.’’

‘’Silence is not the sound of your farts.’’

‘’I love over smart people. They have mastered ignoring my ignorance towards them.’’

‘’Yes I can talk, I am an introvert, not a mute.’’

‘’Please don’t read my mind. You will hate me to death.’’

‘’Your company is so useful that I can donate it free of cost.’’

©Bhavna Narula, 2020.

Every thing I write turns into sarcasm, but feel free to Email me at bhavna88.bn@gmail.com.🐣

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