Hi everyone. Here’s a collection of ten quotes that wish to make you smile and lighten up your day. I hope they do. Enjoy!
‘’Anger is the biggest of all hypocrites, it never shows in front of the Bosses.’’
‘’Can you lend me some patience, I lost mine when we met five minutes back.’’
‘’Gosh, you’re so talented. No wonder donkeys were looking for you with Oscars in their hands.’’
‘’You want me to like you? Sure, let’s try shutting that pothole you call a mouth.’’
‘’Penises have a brain of their own. Some of them need an urgent shock therapy.’’
‘’Excuse me, Did my face somehow shifted to my breasts?’’
‘’When does a president become dangerous?
When he knows he’s hated and yet he wins.’’
‘’Is it time?’’ The husband asked.
‘Yes, but can we postpone this.’ The Satan replied.
‘’No thanks.’’ The husband affirmed.
‘’Google is soon introducing a location finder for the penises who often land at wrong destinations.’’
A man chose to ride a donkey instead of the horse.
“And they call me an idiot.” Wondered, Bobo, the donkey.
About the Author
Hi, I am Bhavna. I mostly write on satirical humor, short fictional stories, poems, and Life Lessons. Follow me for these and much more if it interests you.
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